I know that some of you reading this are probably loyal Alta lovers, but I've got a bone to pick with some of your fellow skiers "over there". What the fuck is their problem with snowboarders? I mean seriously, in my opinion, it doesn't matter what you ride, you can still be a douchebag.
You may or may not be familiar with the rope line separating Alta and Snowbird on the Baldy shoulder. If you hike baldy from the Bird and traverse all the way out to the line there is a super fun series of windlips that gets formed right along the rope line. When you ride these windlips sometimes you're on Bird ground, sometimes you're on Alta ground. Now, just because I might happen to be over that line for minute doesn't mean I'm there to plunder all your precious powder, I'm gonna drop back into the Bird. So that being said, why do my friends have to hear it from crusty, elitist skiers every time a snowboard happens to poke over the line? Relax. Smoke a doobie brother. Get some patchouli aroma therapy going. I don't care what it is, just do something and shut the fuck up.
I think it may be time for our Little Cottonwood neighbors to wake up and smell the 21st century. I mean are you really that insecure with your ability to have fun that you need to clamp down on mine?
Eat a dick hippy.
Photo by Saydah